View Full Version : Signs You're a Victim of Identify Theft
dbarrow
05-23-2006, 10:49 AM
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/05/top-11-victim-identity-theft.html
11. You wake up one morning and can't remember who you are.
10. The insurance company sent your identity theft claim check to someone else.
9. The only mail you get now is addressed to "Occupant".
8. Your credit card bills are actually getting paid each month.
7. You find your house for sale on eBay
6. Your dog runs to someone else when you call it.
5. You only have four distinct personalities instead of five.
4. You've suddenly started talking with a Russian accent.
3. Your shoes don't fit.
2. There's someone sitting in your cubicle doing your job. (this can also be a sign you're about to be fired)
1. You receive a new CD each month that's yours to keep or return within 10 days if you're not fully satisfied.
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 03:09 PM
lol and when people start to call you.....oi you
Or you start calling yourself! :eek:
(I don't even know what I meant by that).
Oh hey, it's Dudeking! Nice thread you started at ***.
Well, this is where I moved to.
Guest110
07-01-2006, 03:13 PM
Or you start calling yourself! :eek:
(I don't even know what I meant by that).
i dont know who i am half the time:eek:
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 03:17 PM
Oh hey, it's Dudeking! Nice thread you started at ***.
Well, this is where I moved to.
Hay seth, yeh I got a PM of BlackMirror and I was right over here.
i dont know who i am half the time:eek:
That's because I stole your identity silly.
Although I'm having some trouble walking in high heels.
Guest110
07-01-2006, 03:20 PM
That's because I stole your identity silly.
Although I'm having some trouble walking in high heels.
im 5 feet 8 now bare feet:) with high heels on i would be Andre the giant:eek:
Hay seth, yeh I got a PM of BlackMirror and I was right over here.
Cool!
KH hasen't had the "Grand Opening" yet....hint hint boys!
...so things aren't quite as active as you're use to at ***.
OMG...there it is again Lina! (Inside joke Dudeking)
im 5 feet 8 now bare feet:) with high heels on i would be Andre the giant:eek:
I'm sure you're prettier.
Well, you damn well better be!:D
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 03:24 PM
Cool!
KH hasen't had the "Grand Opening" yet....hint hint boys!
...so things aren't quite as active as you're use to at ***.
OMG...there it is again Lina! (Inside joke Dudeking)
Lol I take it I am going to have to get to know all these inside jokes:D
I think that’s more of a relief, *** is a bit too active.
Looking forward to the grand opening:cheer2:
Guest110
07-01-2006, 03:27 PM
Lol I take it I am going to have to get to know all these inside jokes:D
I think that’s more of a relief, *** is a bit too active.
Looking forward to the grand opening:cheer2:
i will bring the popcorn:)
Lol I take it I am going to have to get to know all these inside jokes:D
I think that’s more of a relief, *** is a bit too active.
Looking forward to the grand opening:cheer2:
Agreed on it being too active.
And Dude, the pom poms and hair thingy gotta go.
Heh heh heh
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 03:29 PM
lol, there as good as gone
Guest110
07-01-2006, 03:31 PM
Agreed on it being too active.
And Dude, the pom poms and hair thingy gotta go.
Heh heh heh
omg i do need glasses i thought you siad the PORN poms.. lol:eek: .. please dont reprimand me for saying a naughty word
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 03:32 PM
lol, I can't see that happening here.
It's quite a relief to say what I like and not be flooded with PM's telling me off lol
Guest110
07-01-2006, 03:37 PM
lol, I can't see that happening here.
It's quite a relief to say what I like and not be flooded with PM's telling me off lol
only if you are cheeky to me :smash: :lock1: :frusty: :bathbaby: love these smilies
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 03:40 PM
only if you are cheeky to me
lol, well that goes with out saying:evil:
:banplease::banplease::banplease:
OMG, there is even a spell check button here.
Well, all the posts I have started over at *** and they still havent put one on there.
Guest110
07-01-2006, 03:42 PM
What more could you ask for:hippie: :car: :rockon: :behindsofa:
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 03:43 PM
OMG, there is even a spell check button here.
Well, all the posts I have started over at *** and they still havent put one on there.
No sorry I take it back....It dosnt work....Or is it just me?
Guest110
07-01-2006, 03:46 PM
I dint know hang on a min ill ave a look
Guest110
07-01-2006, 03:49 PM
yes it does work i think so anyway
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 03:51 PM
Well, just get a white screen.
Maby its just Firefox, hay nevermind.
Guest110
07-01-2006, 03:54 PM
Well, just get a white screen.
Maby its just Firefox, hay nevermind.
hang on i will switch browsers:)
righ i wil spel chec now dudeking no there isnt one i can see
Well I could let you two go on about the spell checker, but since I'm a nice guy....the spell cheker is under constructsion.
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 04:01 PM
lol no I dno't tnihk ist woirkng
Guest110
07-01-2006, 04:01 PM
Well I could let you two go on about the spell checker, but since I'm a nice guy....the spell cheker is under constructsion.
it works in ie but i have one added
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 04:02 PM
Well that's solved that mystery:nerd:
Guest110
07-01-2006, 04:03 PM
Well that's solved that mystery:nerd:
Its like an episode from scooby doo:sing:
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 04:07 PM
Ill be shaggy, you be velma, seth can be Fred and RichM or what ever he is called can be scooby
Guest110
07-01-2006, 04:07 PM
Ill be shaggy, you be velma, seth can be Fred and RichM or what ever he is called can be scooby
Which one is Velma not the short dumpy one i hope...:eek:
mommalina
07-01-2006, 04:12 PM
Yo, :yo: Dudeking! .... :welcome: to our forum!
Another one from across the pond! Fifteen years old! Wow! I'm rather young myself, considering I'm in my second -- or third ? -- childhood. :baby: We look forward to your youthful perspective on life and computers.
KH is a relatively new board. We are a work-in-progress. That's why our Spell Check is not up and running yet. Don't worry, we won't tell your teacher if you misspell a word.;)
Please feel free to offer suggestions and comments about our forum. Post them in the Feedback forum for the immediate attention of our administrator and super moderators. Thanks!
We invite you to also join us in our KH Computer Help Desk Paltalk chatroom each Wednesday night, from 9 pm EST until whenever. Here's how to get there:
www.paltalk.com *
Chatrooms
Rooms
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Computer Help & Advice
KH Computer Help Desk
* you need to download Paltalk messenger 8.3 software first if you don't already have Paltalk on your system.
In the chatroom you can receive or give one-on-one, hands-on help for computer problems, alert us to or learn about new developments in computers and software. Computer subjects get first priority. If there is a lull, then humor, finance, and whatever can be discussed intermittently. We try not to talk about politics or religion .... there's enough disagreement about antivirus scanners. LOL
For more information about the KH Computer Help Desk Paltalk Chatroom, see: http://www.kickenhardware.net/forum/calendar.php?do=getinfo&day=2006-6-14&e=1&c=1]
Hope to see you in our chatroom soon. Mark it on your calendar for this and every Wednesday night!
Lina
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 04:24 PM
BM - http://www.velmadinkley.com/
Hay there mommalina,
Thanks for that, even thought you are a work in progress this is a great community, making every one welcome.
I have just installed paltalk messenger, feel free to add me to your buddies list, Dudeking.
I’m not religious so that won't be a problem and I am sure I can keep my politics locked up:evil:
I spell check every thing in word before I post anyway, just as a warning my spelling appalling. Computer knowledge is great thought :D
Guest110
07-01-2006, 04:26 PM
Spelling was never one of your strong points ...:fencing: :peep:
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 04:37 PM
Nope....
It made me laugh on *** though because I started a thread saying about how I can't spell, and every one replyed saying how it didnt matter.
Then less than a week later a mod had a go at me for spelling feed, fead lol
Guest110
07-01-2006, 04:38 PM
Nope....
It made me laugh on *** though because I started a thread saying about how I can't spell, and every one replyed saying how it didnt matter.
Then less than a week later a mod had a go at me for spelling feed, fead lol
clink clink clink.. big bad mod replying to thread:eek:
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 04:39 PM
lol
BM do you use this paltalk thing?
Guest110
07-01-2006, 04:44 PM
lol
BM do you use this paltalk thing?
no i sound like david beckham:eek:
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 05:11 PM
LMAO:evil:
Now I just have to hear it:D
Guest110
07-01-2006, 05:16 PM
LMAO:evil:
Now I just have to hear it:D
only one problem.. i havent got a microphone.. i borrowed one for last weeks and then forgot all about it:D
Dudeking
07-01-2006, 05:19 PM
Think my webcam has one built in some were.
Havent used it for ages.
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