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Tortanick
09-09-2006, 05:05 AM
Heres is some of my favourites

"Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity."

"Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it."

"Making fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair."

"No printing is permitted of this book.
This book cannot be given to someone else.
This book cannot be read aloud." — License terms for Adobe ebooks.

"I don't care if you ARE getting a PhD in it ! Get away from that damn computer and go find a woman !" — Paul Tyma's dad.

"I don't understand why cheerleaders won't talk to me. Maybe I don't throw five touchdowns against Newport High, but let's see one of those football morons program in assembly language. !" — Chris Lipe.

"Wanted: Expert Java programmers, 5+ years experience." — Posted in 1998.

"E-mail — When it absolutely, positively has to get lost at the speed of light." — Jerry Vuoso.

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents." (blackmirror, something you're not saying ;p)

"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare." — Blair Houghton.

"The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it." — John Gilmore.

"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."

"Those willing to give up a little security by using a little obscurity deserve neither security nor root privileges." — B. F.

"Saying your OS is the best in the world 'cause more people use it is like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world."

"I wonder what Jesus would do if He had to reload Windows 95 for the eighth time today ?" — Mirabour Gilbride.

"If you don't know where you want to go, we will make sure you get there." — Microsoft slogan translated in Japanese.

"I like my web servers just like my women... insecure and full of holes waiting to be exploited." — B. G.

"Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail."

"Linux is evolution, not intelligent design" -Linus Torvalds

Post your own if you want

Pi rules
09-09-2006, 09:17 AM
"Wanted: Expert Java programmers, 5+ years experience." — Posted in 1998.
:rofl:

"I don't understand why cheerleaders won't talk to me. Maybe I don't throw five touchdowns against Newport High, but let's see one of those football morons program in assembly language. !" — Chris Lipe.
Often true.

What about MS' "A mouse has not been detected. Click OK to continue." :confused: True, you can do it with the keyboard, but it's still funny.

Guest110
09-09-2006, 12:33 PM
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents." (blackmirror, something you're not saying ;p)

i would tell you but then i would have to kill you:eek: :smash: :whistle:

well use my one fingered unconcious technique on you......im not a violent person

Guest117
09-09-2006, 12:46 PM
Somehow today, computers make me think of shooting, drinking and sex.:spit:

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

(If these are a little too ripe, you know where the del key is.:))