The Aging Explorer

[squiffy2]

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went 'ROARRRR!'"

[Guest110]

Love it Squiffy 2 a classic joke thank you:juggle: and welcome friend

[mommalina]

:yo: .... Hi, Squiffy 2! .... :welcome: to the KH forum from the UK. It seems we are slowly becoming an international community, learning from each other and appreciating our differences -- although we are obviously very much alike.

I bookmarked your web site, Squiffy's House of Fun - Laughter for Multiple Sclerosis - http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/ . Because of some adult content, I'll email the url to a select group of friends and family members who may need a laugh or are interested in Multiple Sclerosis
issues.
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Squiffy, we encourage and appreciate suggestions and comments about our relatively new board! Please post them in the KH Feedback forum for the immediate attention of our administrator and moderators.

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Again, welcome, Squiffy.

Lina

[squiffy2]

Hi Lina

Thank you for the welcome, not sure what you mean by "adult content" on SHOF?? Try to keep it as clean as possible on there as it has a multi-age/gender/national following.....:eek:

Nice to be here.

squiffs :)

[Guest110]

Hi Lina

Thank you for the welcome, not sure what you mean by "adult content" on SHOF?? Try to keep it as clean as possible on there as it has a multi-age/gender/national following.....:eek:

Nice to be here.

squiffs :)

Im pleased to see another friendly face Squiffy2 i will have to warn Lina that after a few of your jokes her sides might ache.. i know mine do:D

[mommalina]

Squiffy, please check for a PM I just sent you.

Thanks,

Lina

[Guest117]

Hi squiffs and welcome to KH. Great place with good people. You will enjoy yourself here in considerable comfort. Haven't seen an ego mod bash anyone and definitely haven't seen any bans at all. Have a good time and enjoy.
Nick:)

Oops. I think I just went 'ROARRRR!':ban:

[Guest110]

Hi squiffs and welcome to KH. Great place with good people. You will enjoy yourself here in considerable comfort. Haven't seen an ego mod bash anyone and definitely haven't seen any bans at all. Have a good time and enjoy.
Nick:)

Oops. I think I just went 'ROARRRR!':ban: well make sure you clear it up Nick.. think of the flies:D

[squiffy2]

Squiffy, please check for a PM I just sent you.

Thanks,

Lina

Sorry was out for a while, have replied :typing:

[squiffy2]

Hi squiffs and welcome to KH. Great place with good people. You will enjoy yourself here in considerable comfort. Haven't seen an ego mod bash anyone and definitely haven't seen any bans at all. Have a good time and enjoy.
Nick:)

Oops. I think I just went 'ROARRRR!':ban:


Ni Nick, fancy meeting you here:rolleyes:

[Pi rules]

Welcome, squiffy! :welcome: